Sunday, July 12, 2009

well today i simply had a great day of church! I went to my friend Tara Vawdry's farewell talk today! I looked up and saw a beautiful celestial was my cousin Cory, who has downs syndrome, behind her were my aunt and uncle and two of my cousins from southern California. I proceeded to run into many freinds! Friendships are the best things on the planet!

After this excursion i went to my parent's ward and dressed as Moroni for the primary! I was able to bear testimony of the Book of Mormon and of Moroni's promise. It was so fun!!! a
I than went home and ate dinner with my family still dressed as Moroni! i even helped cook some bacon...what a great day!!! Shibot Shilom!

Saturday, July 11, 2009

WEll i decided to take a gorgeous picture of myself so here you go! Eat your hearts out!

Thursday, July 9, 2009


Dear Readers,
I have some good news and some bad news! First of all i am glad that my last blog got as much attention as it did! I am glad to have a following! haha
Bad news is for some reason many missed the humor and actually thought i was serious! I am sorry to those who care so much as to be so bugged about that application blog. I thought that you all knew me better than that! haha basically it was all in jest except for the fact that i am 6'1" tall and do in fact weigh 175 lbs. hmmm well to clear things up i am very much not into finding girlfriends via application!!! well just so you know. cause i know some people are worried about that. As far as me as being arrogant i just might be!
Jordan Mulford

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Now accepting applications

Dear readers,
How are you all? I just wanted to officially put myself on the market with this Lovesick blog application! If your interested leave your name and number and the answers to the quick survey at the bottom of this blog in the comments section! haha If youre really interested you may bring cookies to my apartment to meet personally i really especially like Chocolate chip! yum.
Well to tell you all a little about myself i am 6'1" tall and I weigh 175 pounds! (lean mean loving machine) I have green brown eyes that even turn gold sometimes (can anyone say Edward Cowen?) I am athletic and i love to play any sport...I love to run and hike and hit up the lake! I enjoy good camping trips and doing ramdom things! I think i am pretty good looking but i guess that is debatable! (but honestly 95% of all females find me lucious) If i could be any icecream it would be Peanut Butter N' Chocolate from Baskin Robbins! I have had many sweet experiences and would love to tell you about them! I have even written a short novel entitled Guns and Taxes and Roses too! It is a goody!
I love going out on dates and i love making people happy and i love trying new things and i love just chilling and always being myself and if you dont like me than that is tough cause i am one in a million! I am an active member of the Church of Jesus Christ and if you have any questions i would love to try and answers those questions to the best of my ability! I went on an LDS mission to Wisconsin and when i gave my farewell talk i wore a cheese head hat! that just goes to show that i am a goof! I love laughing and laughing so please be funny and think i am funny!!! Actually Jerry Seinfeld voted me the funniest Mormon alive in 07 so ....
WEll let me ask you all a few questions:
1-How big is your dad and does he own a gun and if you answered yes to either of those question please explain his favorite fighting style and how good of a shot he is.
2-Do you or do you not kiss well? haha but seriously...If the answer is no would you be willing to go through basic training.
3-DO you have grieving past boyfriends seeking revenge or blood?
4-Who are you most like...Elaine from Seinfeld...Fibi from friends...Rachel from friends...PAm from the Office...Claire in the Cosby show...or Miss Piggy in any Muppet films
5-What is more fun? shopping or hiking
6-Weapon of choice? gun, knife, knitting needles, brass knuckles, or baseball bat and why? these questions can be very telling.
7-Are your nicknames names that deal with overly possesiveness or total aloofness for example have you ever been called "the clinger" or "the black widow"?
8-Do you enjoy the company of dancing elves?
9-Would you rather marry someone that is smoking hot but is not funny and compatable with you or marry someone ugly that is easy to talk to, smart, and compatable with you?
10-Tell me your opinion on female bathing suits?
Thanks for your time and effort i will get back to ya!